Archive for December, 2008

Holiday shopping and the overly-literal street salesperson

“Hey, what sizes do you have this in?”

“We’ve got all sizes; large, extra-large, extra-extra-large …”

“Great! Do you have medium?”

“Oh, yeah, we’ve got all the sizes.”

(Pause)

“Okay, so, uh, could I have a medium one, then?”

“Oh, okay, sure.”

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